I before E except after C.

As I was sitting in the library today at school, trying to enlighten my mood among all the tragic teenage angst with a bit of online excitment - no, not the rude type of online excitement that some people like to get amongst; like internet dating or buy-a-chinese-wife-with-your-credit-card (free shipping involved), or even better, completing the online subscriptions to the daily photo update reminder emails from naughty and nasty scat gallery websites, heck no! I was simply having a nice read and look at a few freaky-fashionesta's blogs, while contemplating what in my wardrobe could possisbly emulate such elaborate, stylish ensembles; and indeed it did prove to be quite a successful method of mood uplifting!

Although, some of them got a bit weird and annoying - like the sexually ambiguous human (I think it was female... not a hundred percent though) who pretentiously chat-chitted, obviously in typed blog formation, about a whole of nonsense which no one would really care about. Kind of like me, but different. I mean, is it really neccessary to publically state that your latest "nearly $16000.00, wow!" Hermes bag makes you look "exactly like Mary-Kate Olsen in every way." Ok, "it" may have a Hermes bag, but Jesus Christ, "in every way" is a bit overboard. Yes, Mary-kate does have a Hermes bag like yours, and it is very cool, but no, you don't look like her in every way for the following reasons, plus a long list more;

A) You have a cropped pixie do, that clearly went very, VERY wrong. This is obvious because your fringe is kind of too long and covers your bung, running away eye.

B) Your sexually ambiguous. Enough said!

C) And lastly, I'm not getting silly but there's a photo of "it" devouring a chocloate coated, sprinkle Donut. Judging by the size of it, it could've satisfied the hunger needs of an African army. Anyway, by the looks of things, donut eating is a frequent indulgement and, oh my! It's clearly heavily taken it's toll on the waistline. I mean, we all want a pair of rippped and rough, super cool skinny Ksubi's... But not in a size that would be sufficient for Magda Szubanski pre-Jenny Craig. God,

I'm such a blog bitch. Sorry. School does this to me.

Anyway, back to original idea of this blog post - I was sitting next to a German exchange student doing the above activity, and after looking at few of these fashion inspired blogs, I decided to open up a google tab and search "foreign fashion blogs" to further my browse. But, as I went to type this in, I realised my spelling ability had declined to a whole new level. Forin, forigne(for-ig-knee - what the hell?), forigen, foriegn... FORIEGN! Took a few failed attempts until I was actually reminded of the automatic google spelling corrector/suggester. And then, success! But, as for the remembering-rhyme, "I before E except after C." What stupid person invented that!

It's not correct in every case but the after C exception, so a warning should be added. So, as a solution to this issue, I invented a new and improved saying of the saying."I before E except after C, but sometimes E and I before G like in words like foreign."

What's your verdict?

IDK.
I'm going to buy a coffee now.
I still don't even understand the spelling logic behind the word fore...eign; whatever.
Stupid spelling,
bye.