Monday, March 1, 2010

Blinky Bill.

After a caffeine induced thrill, with Blinky Bill, we are now sitting in... B3, ridiculously bored and on the crave for lunchtime so we can indulge in a few "nice" things. School is so pissy. Pre this VERY boring period, we went to Billie's lovers work and had an unexpected run in with a filthy girl who is actually very violent. (She threatened to punch me in year seven becasse I was naughty and held her "sistahs boyfrands hand.") Badass, bitch! Anyway. She was doing work experience (floor mopping) because A) she is academically challenged, and B) She just will never be able to do anything better with her life. I thought her ensemble was just... ravishing. Which is the ultimate purpose of this post. I HAD TO SHARE. She was wearing a dirty-white polyester trench coat type... arrangement, riddled with fluff balls - (ugh) teamed with a deighftul pair of "boyfriend jeans gone bad." They had grass stains. (Talk about being an animal.)To put the cherry on top of a revolting cake, her feet were rotting in brown (again - stains, obviously), pink and white "skate" shoes; the type that's cool for twelve year old boys who try and do elaborate skateboard tricks in their spare time. She beat Billie to the ground in year nine, so I felt the need to cyber-bully her clothing choice. Sorry if it was offensive. Once again. I'm not a blog bitch - this is just how I feel. Though, a quick kudos to her for maintaining her badass look with her totally intimidating outfit. I wish I was tuff and wore ruthless clothes... But, I just want NYC.