Monday, May 25, 2009

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Ooh-la-polka-grind-shake-shake; I made a playlist today.

And it's quite nice because it takes the same amount of time to listen to, as it does to do a light jog (x2) around the mountain of Maunganui. I just had to shre becuase I got all excited about it.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

I before E except after C.

As I was sitting in the library today at school, trying to enlighten my mood among all the tragic teenage angst with a bit of online excitment - no, not the rude type of online excitement that some people like to get amongst; like internet dating or buy-a-chinese-wife-with-your-credit-card (free shipping involved), or even better, completing the online subscriptions to the daily photo update reminder emails from naughty and nasty scat gallery websites, heck no! I was simply having a nice read and look at a few freaky-fashionesta's blogs, while contemplating what in my wardrobe could possisbly emulate such elaborate, stylish ensembles; and indeed it did prove to be quite a successful method of mood uplifting!

Although, some of them got a bit weird and annoying - like the sexually ambiguous human (I think it was female... not a hundred percent though) who pretentiously chat-chitted, obviously in typed blog formation, about a whole of nonsense which no one would really care about. Kind of like me, but different. I mean, is it really neccessary to publically state that your latest "nearly $16000.00, wow!" Hermes bag makes you look "exactly like Mary-Kate Olsen in every way." Ok, "it" may have a Hermes bag, but Jesus Christ, "in every way" is a bit overboard. Yes, Mary-kate does have a Hermes bag like yours, and it is very cool, but no, you don't look like her in every way for the following reasons, plus a long list more;

A) You have a cropped pixie do, that clearly went very, VERY wrong. This is obvious because your fringe is kind of too long and covers your bung, running away eye.

B) Your sexually ambiguous. Enough said!

C) And lastly, I'm not getting silly but there's a photo of "it" devouring a chocloate coated, sprinkle Donut. Judging by the size of it, it could've satisfied the hunger needs of an African army. Anyway, by the looks of things, donut eating is a frequent indulgement and, oh my! It's clearly heavily taken it's toll on the waistline. I mean, we all want a pair of rippped and rough, super cool skinny Ksubi's... But not in a size that would be sufficient for Magda Szubanski pre-Jenny Craig. God,

I'm such a blog bitch. Sorry. School does this to me.

Anyway, back to original idea of this blog post - I was sitting next to a German exchange student doing the above activity, and after looking at few of these fashion inspired blogs, I decided to open up a google tab and search "foreign fashion blogs" to further my browse. But, as I went to type this in, I realised my spelling ability had declined to a whole new level. Forin, forigne(for-ig-knee - what the hell?), forigen, foriegn... FORIEGN! Took a few failed attempts until I was actually reminded of the automatic google spelling corrector/suggester. And then, success! But, as for the remembering-rhyme, "I before E except after C." What stupid person invented that!

It's not correct in every case but the after C exception, so a warning should be added. So, as a solution to this issue, I invented a new and improved saying of the saying."I before E except after C, but sometimes E and I before G like in words like foreign."

What's your verdict?

IDK.
I'm going to buy a coffee now.
I still don't even understand the spelling logic behind the word fore...eign; whatever.
Stupid spelling,
bye.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Mushrooms and blooms, oh my!


And we'll drink gin from tea cups under a black blossom tree!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

I am content walking a little slower because there's really no place I need to be...



1234.
I'm listening to it now while sip sipping a coffee out of my Hanny MonTan mug, but the mug is too small and it only makes one of my hands warm so maybe time to purchase a larger one... Perhaps loose the Hanny MonTan print too, hmm.

Today it snowed lots and I got a cold nose!
Look!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Procrastinating...

Procrastination is such a terrible habit.
I need to feed my cat.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Sunday night life opinions - Oh God.

1. One thing I like about a genuine Zen master, like Shunryu Suzuki, is his capacity to relax and laugh at himself. (Who raked my Zen garden?)

2. I think things just happen without any intention to make them happen. People become involved in situations that they try to own, not relaising that the situation may resist ownership.

3.Fact is an illusion! Every fact is part of a story which is absolutley riddled with imagination. You can't trust anyone.

4. When people talk about finding "meaning" in their life, they imply that they can figure things out and set them right; it's not a sign of suicidal intention!

My brain's in a bit of a state, is it oblivion or absorption when things pass from my mind?

Friday, May 1, 2009

The evening after last...

Hmm.
So after a few unexpected events that popped up out of no where last night, today I'm feeling slightly bothered; no need for detail. Just had a brief encounter with Harriet, that was nice; she needs a new blazer, but, to her dissapointment could only find ones that had yucky buttons - Typical in this bloody town. Nothings ever right, it's always wrong, and even when it's partially right it always goes some what wrong.

"I think we should all appreciate the curtains because people actually took time to draw all this detailed shit on them and it would've taken ages!"
"No. People just paint and print. Like... You know? Design the designs and then print print print"
"Whatever. Lets line up these and make a little man out of them."
"Good grief, you're hanging out!".
I love conversations like that, they're so...
And the I came home and played with my eye in the mirror then went to bed.
It was quite beautiful.

Ew.
I'm due for work in about 44 minutes.
Vacuuming pop corn from filthy cinema theatres and rolling nut coated, chocolate dipped, ice-cream cones for the hungry people.
I'm too excited about it.